me during my maths test today:
- me: okay you can do this !
- *open test paper*
- me: What the fuck
- me: Did i fucking learn this shit?
- me: no stop asking me to try find your x he ain't coming back
- me: Why the fuck did you buy 15 donuts. Fat bitch
- me: No tummy shutup, you're not hungry i just fed you 10 minutes ago!
- Teacher: okay class hand up your test papers
- me: fuck.
